Our Menu
Appetizers
Egg Rolls With Thai Chili Sauce
$9.00
Cheesus Crust
$11.25
Our cheese bread, all six of our cheeses melted perfectly with a side of our pizza sauce.

Homemade Salsa & Chips
$6.25
Sandwiches

Rueben
$15.50
Corned-beef, Swiss, sauerkraut, dijon mustard hot-pressed on marble rye bread.

Cuban
$14.25
Spanish pork, babed ham, Swiss, pickles, mayo, and mustard on Cuban bread.
Italian
$14.50
Ham, salami, pepperoni, Gambino's olive spread, banana peppers, and mayo, baked in a fresh hoagie roll.
Meatball
$14.25
Three 2oz (3-meat) meatballs in Helen Back Pizza sauce topped with provolone and our 5-cheese blend, oven baked in a fresh hoagie roll.
Menage E Trois
$14.75
Baked ham, roasted turkey, bacon, Swiss, lettuce, tomato, oven toasted in a hoagie roll.
Fat Salads
Forbidden Garden
$10.25
Mixed field greens, carrot, cucumber, tomato, and apple.

Get to Da Chop - A - Salad
$14.75
Romaine lettuce, avocado, egg, smoked bacon, cucumber, tomato, and blue cheese crumbles.
Greek Goddess
$14.25
Romaine lettuce, Kalamata olives, tomato, cucumber, red onion, green pepper, feta cheese, and home-made Greek dressing.
Popeye Was Right
$14.75
Spinach, tomato, red onion, egg, and walnuts tossed in apple cider vinaigrette, shaved parmesan, and apple slices.
Need My Meds - Alad
$16.00
Arugula, spring mix, sun-dried tomatoes, Kalamata olives, red onion, hearts of palm, citrus vinaigrette, with goat cheese and almonds.

Hee'eey Halle Berry
$15.75
Mixed field greens, seasonal berries, manderine oranges, almonds, tossed in citrus vinaigrette topped with goat cheese.

Yes Chef!
$15.50
Chopped romaine, ham, turkey, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, chopped hard boiled egg, avocado, cheddar jack cheese, and choice of dressing.
Trash Can Lid Nachos

Oven Baked Nachos
$15.75
Toasted with cheddar jack, beef or chicken, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, onion, black olives, jalapenos, and side salsa with sour cream.
Build Your Own Pie
Build Your Own Pie
10 inch $13.75 | 16 inch $24.50 • Includes up to 3 toppings.
Toppings
Pepperoni, Sausage, Smoked Bacon, Onions, Shrimp, Green Onions, Provolone, Salami, Tomatoes, Chicken, Shaved Parmesan, Spam, Crushed Meatball, Crawfish, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Green Peppers, Artichoke Heart, Banana Pepper, Green Olives, Pineapple, Spinach, Feta, Basil, Kalamata Olives, Jalapeno, Spinach, White Sauce, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Red Sauce, or Black Olives
Specialty Pies
Thank 'em Forward
$10.00
Any guest may buy a large "thank 'em forward pie for front line workers at the fwb hospital. You buy the pie, we pick the pie, and we deliver it to their staff lounge later in the day. Thank you for the support.
Top Line
10 Inch $13.75 | 16 Inch $25.25 • Pepperoni, sausage, onion, mushroom, black olives, and green pepper.
Carnivore
10 Inch $14.25 | 16 Inch $26.25 • Pepperoni, sausage, crushed meatballs, chicken, and smoked bacon.
Herbivore
10 Inch $14.00 | 16 Inch $25.50 • Red onion, green peppers, mushrooms, tomato, black olives, spinach, artichoke hearts, and diced green onion.
Margherita Por Favor
10 Inch $13.00 | 16 Inch $25.50 • Garlic oil sauce, buffalo mozzarella cheese, tomato, balsamic drizzle, and basil.
Group Thera Pie
10 Inch $14.50 | 16 Inch $27.00 • Sausage, pesto sauce, sundried tomato, pine nuts, banana peppers, and Kalamata olives topped with arugula.
Pats Philly With White Sauce
10 Inch $14.50 | 16 Inch $26.50 • Pats Philly with white sauce, onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.
Pretty Fly For A Fungi
10 Inch $14.50 | 16 Inch $26.50 • Shitaki, portobello, button, caramelized onion, shaved parmesan, and our mushroom cream sauce.
Chris Special
10 Inch $14.00 | 16 Inch $25.50 • Sausage, tomato, mushroom, artichoke hearts, and feta.
'Murican BBQ
10 Inch $13.50 | 16 Inch $25.00 • Sweet baby ray's BBQ, chicken, bacon, red onion, cheddar, and jack cheese.
Maui Wowee
10 Inch $13.50 | 16 Inch $25.00 • Roasted spam, pineapple, green onion, and sliced almonds.
Ragin' Cajun
10 Inch $16.00 | 16 Inch $29.00 • Crawfish & shrimp, Cajun cream, onion, peppers, tomato, green onion, and sriracha drizzle.
Blonde Bomb Shell
10 Inch $14.75 | 16 Inch $27.00 • Shrimp, bacon, red onion, white sauce, and balsamic drizzle.
All Olives Matter
10 Inch $14.00 | 16 Inch $26.00 • Green olives, black olives, Kalamata olives, provolone & mozzarella, and salami.
Buffalo Chicken
10 Inch $14.50 | 16 Inch $26.00 • White sauce base, layered with spinach and chicken, tossed in Helen Back Pizza hot sauce, topped with light mozzarella, a sriracha drizzle, and crumbled blue cheese.
Humble Pie
10 Inch $11.50 | 16 Inch $22.00 • Our five-cheese blend.
The Great White
10 Inch $13.50 | 16 Inch $25.25 • White sauce, chicken, spinach, tomato, black olives, mozzarella, and provolone.
Hot & Sticky
10 Inch $14.50 | 16 Inch $26.00 • The original pepperoni pie topped with sliced fresh jalapenos and drizzled with both local honey and sriracha.
The Big Dill
10 Inch $14.00 | 16 Inch $25.00 • Dill pickles, pesto sauce, mozzarella, chicken, provolone, ranch drizzle, and crushed Lay's potato chips.
The Stewby
10 Inch $15.50 | 16 Inch $28.50 • Fresh shrimp (from Stewby’s) on a margherita pizza (buffalo mozzarella, tomato, basil, and a balsamic drizzle).
Scarlet Begonia
10 Inch $15.00 | 16 Inch $28.00 • Home-made plant-based sausage, plant-based cheese, spinach, portabellas, sundried tomato, balsamic drizzle, and basil (order a small on gluten free shell to be 100 % plant-based)
Rueben Me the Wrong Way
10 Inch $15.50 | 16 Inch $28.00 • Chopped corn beef, dijon cream, sauerkraut, Swiss cheese, diced pickles, and 1.000 Island drizzle.
Chicken Bacon Ranch
10 Inch $15.00 | 16 Inch $27.50 • White sauce, chicken, smoked bacon, fresh jalapenos, topped with cheddar jack cheese, and home-made ranch dressing.
Genos Philly with Red Sauce
10 Inch $14.00 | 16 Inch $26.50 • Genos Philly with red sauce, onions, green peppers, and mushrooms.
Hot Plant-Based Chick
10 Inch $15.50 | 16 Inch $28.00 • Garlic oil sauce, plant-based mozzarella, spinach, red onion, and diced plant-based chicken (hot plant-based chick also available with chicken tossed in hot sauce and topped with sriracha) | Order a small on gluten-free shell to be 100 % plant-based
Plant-Based Chick
10 Inch $15.50 | 16 Inch $28.00 • Garlic oil sauce, plant-based mozzarella, spinach, red onion, and diced plant-based chicken | Order a small on gluten free shell to be 100 % plant-based
Screamin' Goat
$28.50/16 Inch
Available as plant-based| Pesto sauce, H.B.P. plant-based sausage, Kalamata, red onion, banana pepper, sun-dried tomato, artichoke heart, arugula with a side of house-made ranch dressing (goat cheese optional) | Order a small on gluten-free shell to be 100 % plant-based
The Commitment
$33.00
The Carnivore, The Herbivore, The Chris Special, Sriracha food challenge | Ask for details!
Desserts
Creme Brulee Cheesecake
$7.00
Pecan Turtle Pie
$7.00
Key Lime Pie
$6.00
Peanut Butter Pie
$7.50